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                          1. The Meaning Of Life.
                  2. The Meaning Of The Meaning Of Life.
         3. The Explanation Of The Meaning Of The Meaning Of Life.



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  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                          `-A-T-M-O-S-P-H-E-R-E-'

        _____|_      _____    _____        _____        _____|_
  _ _ _/    �\____ _/    �\__/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\_______ _ _
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     \_______/       /___     /____/       /_____       /_____       /
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  [-fRIENDS iNC!][-lAST pOETS sOCIETY!][-cRYOGENIC!][-bRAINLESS tEAMWORK!]


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  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                     `-B-U-M-B-L-E-�-B-E-E-�-L-A-N-D-'

   _____|_      _____        _____        _____        ____   _____|_
 _/    �\____ _/    �|____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    |_/    �\____
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                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                    `-T-H-E-�-U-N-D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-E-D-'

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                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-T-H-E-�-A-L-T-A-R-'

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               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                            `-S-T-A-L-L-I-O-N-'

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   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
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               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                       `-T-H-E-�-H-O-U-S-E-H-O-L-D-'

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                       `-N-O-�-V-E-G-A-T-A-B-L-E-S-'

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                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                             `-T-H-E-�-L-A-B-'

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                               [-pARTEK hQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
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  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                         `-C-O-O-L-�-C-O-R-O-N-A-'
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         _/     /      �\_    |     �\_    |     �\_    \     �\_
         \________       /_____       /_____       /_____       /
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   _____|_     _____       _____        _____       _____       _____|_
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\________      /_____      /____/       /_____      /____/      /____/      /
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                     [-oVERLORDS wHQ!][-pRESTIGE dHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-N-E-O-N-�-C-I-T-Y-'

            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
          _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____
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      \\\\_______/       /_____       /_____       /____/       ////
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                             [-pRESTIGE eHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-E-S-T-A-�-L-O-C-A-'

              _____|_      _____        _____    _____|_
            _/    �\____ _/    �\______/    �\__/    �\____
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             /   (______/_/____      �\/      \\/    __    .\
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         \________       /_____       /_____       /_____       /
          �������\______//����\______//����\______//����\______/sCf!
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                                [-lPS wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                           `-B-O-O-N-D-O-C-K-S-'
            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
      _ _ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____
       \\\\__   ___  �\\__        �\\__        �\\__   _    �\
           /     _____/_/     |    \\/     |    \\/    \     \\
         _/     ___    �\_    |     �\_    |     �\_    \     �\_ _ _
         \________       /_____       /_____       /____/       ////
          �������\______//����\______//����\______//����\______/sCf!
                  �������      �������      �������      ������
       _____|_      _____        _____        _____       _____|_
     _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\______/    �\_____/    �\________ _ _
     \__        �\\__        �\\__  _     �\___    /   �\__   \________////
      /     |    \\/     |    \\/    \______//    /     /______      �\
_ _ _/      l_    �\_    |     �\_   /      �\_          �\_   \      �\_
 \\\\________       /_____       /_____       /___T        /_____       /
     �������\______//����\______//����\______//��� \______//����\______/
             �������      �������      �������      �������      ������
                        [-hQ 2 a lOT oF gROUPS!:)]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                      `-W-O-R-L-D-�-O-F-�-E-L-I-T-E-'

            _____|_      _____        _____        _____|_
      _ _ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____ _/    �\____
       \\\\__    /   �\\__        �\\__  ____  �\\__        �\
           /    /\    \\/     |    \\/     __   /_/     |    \\
         _/    /       �\_    |     �\_     /    �\_    l_    �\_ _ _
         \________       /_____       /____/       /_____       ////
          �������\______//����\______//����\______//����\______/sCf!
                  �������      �������      �������      ������
         _____|_      _______  oF  _____      _____    _____|_
       _/    �\____ _/      �| _ _/    �\____/    �\__/    �\____
       \__   ___  �\\__      | \\\_____________      ___   ___  �\
        /   (______/_/     __|____/        �\/      \\/   (______/_
  _ _ _/      l     �\_    \     �\_        �\_      �\_    l     �\_ _ _
   \\\\________       /_____       /_____     /___     /_____       ////
 -+-����������\______//����\______//����\____//��\____//����\______/���-+-
               �������      �������      �����    �����      ������
                               [-pHUN wHQ!]


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                        `-D-U-T-C-H-�-D-R-E-A-M-S-'

        _____|_      _____        _____    _____        _____|_
      _/    �\____ _/    �|____ _/    �\__/    �\______/    �\____
      \__        �\\__    |   �\\__      ___  _     �\___    /   �\
       /     |    \\/     |    \\/      \\/    \______//    __    \\
     _/      l_    �\_    l     �\_      �\_   /      �\_    \     �\_
     \________       /_____       /___     /_____       /____/       /
      �������\______//����\______//��\____//����\______//����\______/sCf!
              �������      �������    �����      �������      ������
   _____|_     _____       _____       _____       _____       _____|_
 _/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\______
 \__       �\\__  ____ �\\__   ___ �\\__   ___ �\\__       �\\__   \______/
  /     |   \\/     __  /_/   (_____/_/    __   .\/    \/   \\/____     �\
_/      l_   �\_     /   �\_    l    �\_    \    \\_    \    �\_   \     �\_
\________      /____/      /_____      /____/      /____/      /_____      /
 �������\_____//����\_____//����\_____//����\_____//����\_____//����\_____/
         ������      ������      ������      ������      ������      �����


   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�1�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--------------bOARD-lOGOz--------------'

                     `-T-H-E-�-L-A-S-T-�-R-E-S-O-R-T-'


              _______|_    _____        _____        _____|_
            _/      �| _ _/    �\____ _/    �\______/    �\____ _ _
            \__      | \\\__   ___  �\\__   \_________      __////
             /     __|____/    __    .\/____      �\/      \\
       _ _ _/      \     �\_    \     \\_   \      �\_      �\_
        \\\\________       /____/       /_____       /___     /
            �������\______//����\______//����\______//��\____/sCf!
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    _____|_     _____       _____       _____       _____       _____
  _/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\_____/    �\___ _/    �\___ _/    �\____
  \__  ____ �\\__   ___ �\\__   \________       �\\__  ____ �\\__      __//.
   /     __  /_/   (_____/_/____     �\/     |   \\/     __  /_/      \\
 _/       /   �\_    l    �\_   \     �\_    |    �\_     /   �\_      �\_
\\_______/      /_____      /_____      /_____      /____/      /___     /
  �������\_____//����\_____//����\_____//����\_____//����\_____//��\____/
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   ____________\/____________                 ____________\/____________
  /___________/\/\__________/\ oOo _�2�_ oOo /\__________/\/\___________\
  \___________\/\/__________\/_ __//\_//\__ _\/__________\/\/___________/
               /\                 \\/ \\/                 /\
                 :                                       :
                 `--tHE mEANING oF tHE mEANING oF lIFE!--'

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� TiME UsD:...........'bOUT 6 hOURS tOTAL!                               �
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             Woody:  Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
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                .sOME cLOSING sTATEMENTS fROM mR.SHAPIRO:.

                              O.J. is guilty!




























                      ...unless he gives me a raise!




























                                    .3.

                  sCARFACE/eDGE mODEM^sECTION^oRGANIZER!
              "the man who always wanted to be a lumberjack"

                               Dedicated to:


                                  .Sara.





























                             [:In Memory Of:]
            __________________________________________________
 |::::::::::\       �\   _  �\   _  �\  �\  �\____  _   �\   /\::::::::::|
 |::::::::::/  \/    / __/   /  /____/ __/_  /   /  /____/  / /::::::::::|
 |:-R.I.P-:/   /    /  \    /  /   \/ ____  /   /  ___/_   /_/__:-R.I.P-:|
 |::::::::/   /    /   /   /  /    /   /   /   /  /    /  /    /\::::::::|
 |:::::::/___/\___/___/\__/_______/___/___/___/_______/_______/ /::::::::|
 |:::::::\___\/\__\___\/\_\_______\___\___\___\_______\_______\/:::::::::|
 |[1974]|                                                         |[1994]|
        |[�Remember the good times, my friend. You'll be missed!�]|


                                .tHE eND!.