# randy #

of ram jam

presents
at the trip 99


ehi !!

there is a banner
in this intro?

Yes! this intro is
sponsored by:

 ( anfy java )






after inventing the
scene in eary '80,
randy ripped it,
and finally decided
to sell it to the
japanese market.







this intro is
shareware. paying
$ 19.95 the music
will be enabled.

since the intro is
unregistered, it
will be silent.







let's start








moveq #4,d0
add.w caz(PC),d0
bra.s rippedcube






guru meditation #






not! any amiga
ripped code here






mov ax,13h
int 10h
mov ax,0a000h







questa applicazione
ha causato
un errore
irreversibile
in windows 2000







what is the meaning
of this cool intro?






it will demonstrate
what is the scene.







demos are crap.
the elite scene
people only makes
intros, small or
big intros, crack
intros, but the
word "demo" is very
lame and invented
by lozers to call
intros bigger than
a disk.







To become
elite you don't
have to make good
code. to become a
coder you must make
code, but to be
elite you only have
to use well the
code, with great
spandimerda talent.







to become elite you
don't have to make
good graphics.
just paint a nude
girl or a dragon
and everyone will
vote you,
especially if you
scanned it.







to become elite you
don't have to make
good music. 
use the samples
ripped from famous
demos and your tune
will win,
especially if you
partecipate to
parties where you
already won many
times and people
knows your name.







to become elite,
you must write very
spandimerded text
scrollers in famous
demos.
if you will write
a greeting or a
fucking to someone
in a winning demo,
you will become
more famous than
the authors of the
demo.
and, all the people
you talked about in
the scrolltext will
become famous too.







if you still aren't
famous and you
can't write the
text in winning
demos, offend a
famous scener, so
he will write a
fuck to you in his
demo and you will
become famous.







but let's do some
hacking...







telnet whitehouse





login: root
password: xxxx

password: xxxx

password: xxxx

password: randy



welcome to
whitehouse





cp monicalewinsky

copy to:>

billpersonalroom





now that the boss
is busy, let's go
with the greetings
to the elitest
groups:



trsi
sanity
spaceballs
unit a
bamiga sector 1
fairlight
future crew
comax




Respects to:


macno
acbs
benito mussolini




you will say: those
groups and people
are no more active!




in fact, who is
active is lame.





and now, the
fuckings fly
to those
bunch of
lamers:





deathstar
japotek
nah kolor
elven 11
darkage
gli emirati arabi
prodi
la forfora
al bano e romina




in particular:



alvise merda
modem ladro
aceman gay
psyko mendicante
metaldesigner gobbo
fby compravoti
surfing drogato
il papa assassino





and all the people
I forgot because
them entered the
scene jesterday and
i still haven't
recognized them.






finally, I have to
say, our demo smoke
is a total shit,
because it is a
finnish demo made
in italy, and it
has no
textscroll, so it
is not a real demo





do not vote smoke






    the end


















